Old Man Crotch

A fashion favored by older men where their inseam looses the inverted v shape and becomes more squared off like an inverted u.

I can't believe she's actually dating that guy with the old man crotch.

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Road Clot

When a group of drivers all going the same speed down the highway manage to block the entire road so that nobody can pass. It's not a traffic jam because everybody is still moving.

I was doing 75 down the I-10 and expected to get to Phoenix a little bit earlier than expected when I hit a road clot doing 70 mph. It wouldn't break up and allow me to pass and I became part of it.

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effisode

A fit or rant that contains multiple uses of the "f" word.

When Kayla got kicked off the cheer squad, she had an effisode that would have made Christian Bale blush.