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This is what you call it when you are suffering from severe fecal impaction - feces that is compressed so much that it has turned into a hardened stone, difficult to pass, and often accompanied by blood.
"Dude, is everything ok? You were in the bathroom for 45 minutes!"
"Yeah, I'm ok. I was passing a Roger Stone."
Dick cheese that has been transferred from one penis to another during the act of docking.
"I can always tell the chaffetz apart because it's so yellow. Fucking chaffetz!"
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Shirt squirrels are rodents that make a nest in piles of clothes when left on the floor for too long.
Pick up the dirty clothes in your room before you get shirt squirrels.
A slurry of shit and urine that's been stewing in a porta potty at the Texas State Fair in 100° weather.
Don't go in there, somebody left a manafort that's unflushable.
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What you call your anus after you've dusted it with glitter.
Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald tonight."
When an anus dusted with glitter is covered in jizz. See also: donut with sprinkles
Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald, and he turned it into a glazed donut with sprinkles."
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