bulgaria

A country founded in 681 and been fucking Byzantines, Greeks, Serbians, Turks, and other kinds of shit since then (we got fucked up during the world wars but that doesn't matter) , the country is famous for its beautiful women (the most beautiful in the world), the rakiya ( very strong alcohol that only bulgarians can drink, if you are a foreigner, don't drink it, it will kill you ), and the yoghurt. Bulgarians struggle to survive because of the lack of money, but I fucking love it.

"I went to Bulgaria last year. It was great except for the black guys that robbed me and fucked me in the ass, I think tha cops called them "lainqni mangali""

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keep her lit

A Northern Ireland Expression used when referring to excessive speed in a motor vehicle

shoulda seen me hammerin round that field in me tractor, keepin er lit!

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Downball

A ripoff of handball

Gemma sux

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jakey

a hard-core alcoholic

At the subway station there were some piss-reeking jakeys around.

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dobrich

A city in Bulgaria, known for its drug addicts and the fact that almost everyone living in there smokes marijuana (although it is banned), a sad fact is that there are many so called "putki" there and it is very hard to find a girl that would actually fuck without asking any questions and wanting a relationship after that. That is why most of the boys in Dobrich go to Albena in the summer and fuck Russian whores.

"You are from Dobrich...really, gimme some weed"

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why so blue panda bear?

a phrase heard on a candy comercial, the Zoo Krew in costa mesa use it as a way of saying "whats wrong?"

andrew: why so blue panda bear? you look shitty.

Tuesday: "It's that time of the month"

andrew: "shitty"

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maroubra

1)the best suburb ever
2)home of the infamous Bra Boys
3)paradise
4)home of lexo
5)maroubra-the bra

"goin down to the bra"

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