Scumbag

Mostly people named Jake they make things up and over exaggerate almost everything

This guy is a scumbag

llamatron

A fictious creature: a mechanised llama. Robotic limbs with a Stephen Hawking like tone but it does nothing but chew cud and eep strangly.

Also a game for the spectrum.

The llamatron grins with wide eyes and a devilish grin!

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blackberry

Is a device which utilizes the GPRS data service on mobile phone networks to receive email which is pushed to it (instantly). This Device is at the forefront of a new craze with the elites of business. If out on business you MUST reply to an email quickly mid conversation to distinguish your status in the room, promptly after which other people in the room must show their “need to be in the office all the time” by shuffling their blackberry out of their pocket to check for “new messages”. The blackberry is a tool which must be respected its outlook on the move, it must also be hated.

Oh blast Simon's out the office

No its ok he's on his blackberry

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