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new york yankees

A manifestation of everything wrong with sports... and life.

Major League Baseball should have two teams: the New York Yankees, and everyone else.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 17, 2004

148πŸ‘ 136πŸ‘Ž


going steady

A phrase you're more likely to find in a 17th Century dictionary.

UrbanDictionary.com and I are going steady.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 17, 2004

23πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


big chicken dinner

An event that I invited PETA to.

I feel like chicken tonight... PETA's official theme song.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 17, 2004

23πŸ‘ 112πŸ‘Ž


homer simpson

The modern Renaissance man.

Homer Simpson for President!

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 17, 2004

204πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


wardrobe malfunction

Pronunciation: in'deesunt ik'spowzhur

Super Bowl halftimes should be used for analysis.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 17, 2004

16πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


whack

The word formerly known as "wack"

Spelling wack "w-a-c-k" is wack as hell.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 17, 2004

3πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


yo mama

Lowbrow humor at its finest.

Yo mama so old, Adam and Eve were telling mama jokes about her.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 17, 2004

57πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž