simple plan

Often mistakenly labelled a band, Simple Plan is the name given to a gigantic pile of French Canadian crap shaped like a band. Occasionally, air is squeezed out of holes in the pile, resulting in a horrible noise with no musical complexity, never more than three chords, and the most complete and utter lack of lyrical depth this side of reality. Fans often say that they are only writing what they know. They don't seem to realise that that is the problem, as upper-middle class preppy teenyboppers don't write good punk lyrics.

Me: Man, if Simple Plan was here right now, I would direct so much hate at them that they would cease to exist. That is how very much I hate them for what they have done to the popular punk scene.
Simple Plan: Hey, Dad, look at me...
Me: Whoa, look! It's Simple Plan! *starts directing hate*
Simple Plan: *doesn't do anything, having simply vanished out of existence from the sheer hatred*

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