insolence

The heart-wrenching and disturbing quality of being offensive, rude, inappropriate, impolite, disrespectful, etc.; lacking the splendid qualities of respect and honor.

OFFENDER: "That shit is so fucking gay!"
ME: "Such insolence!!"

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snake in the mailbox

Darlton's codename for the third season finale of LOST. They likened this finale to when you get home and open your mailbox and you're like "WHOA!!" because there's a snake in it.

I can't wait to see the snake in the mailbox tomorrow night.

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believe it!

English Naruto dub's awesome and splendid translation of Naruto's catchphrase (dattebayo in Japanese). Many hardcore anime people complain that it is stupid and unfaithful to the original, but do not realize that leaving Japanese terms in an English dub is foolish and defeats the purpose of dubbing.

DUB-"Did I say believe it!? Well, BE-LIEVE IT!"

NON-DUB-"Did I say dattebayo? Well, DATTE-BAYO"

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herbal chicken

Disgusting, repulsive, chicken dinner smothered in herbs so terrible and overpowering that you can taste them for days after consumption.

GM:"Here, eat some herbal chicken."
Me(out loud):"Oh, um, thank you..."
Me(to myself):"AWWWWWWWWW, SHIT!"