Symfuhny

Aka Mason Lanier... the number one biggest pieces of shit. First of all, any kid name Mason is already a faggot. He has no life other than Fortnite and anal sex with his hot asf gf, Brookeabb, but she wears the strap on. He is the skinniest little fuck cuz he never works out cuz hes practicing his 90’s all day

Joey: “Did you watch Symfuhny’s gay sex tape? Its live on twitch.tv/symfuhny!”
Brendan: “I don’t participate in such faggotry!”

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Mason

Every school has one. Theyre the kid you hate the most who thinks hes the absolute shit when in reality, hes not. You can typically find him playing soccer or watching high school basketball clips on ballislife.com. When you see Mason walking in the hallway, hes the one faggot who bounces when they walk and makes them look even more gay than already are. To add on to the list, he always has an e boy haircut and says he gets mad pussy but he only gets it from fat ugly chicks.

Joey: “Did you see Mason score in the game last night?”
Brendan: “No i dont participate in such faggotry!”

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Simp

A simp is that one faggot at your school who is always sucking the fuck up to any girl- within a 50 foot radius of him- for the chance of merely a grain of pussy, yes, even ginger pussy. A simp also thinks that talking to girls comes first and breaks the law of bros before hoes because he thinks he is going to lose his virginity. He will ultimately end up losing that to a man after being friendzoned by every girl in his school.

John: “Look at Collin talking to those girls. They probably think hes gay”
Brendan: “Yeah hes a simp. I feel bad because he will never know what pussy is like”

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