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A fiend, a devil, a monster. He skulks around the alleyways of the popular chat website known as "Discord". All he does is take, and take, yet never gives. He only steals and pirates. A professional even, up there with some world class robbers. Yet, he hides his violent face behind a damned lizard. Some even say he IS the lizard. He conducts trade deals for, th-things. I can't even utter the name of these things yet risk being terminated.
Person 1: Yo who's that!?
Person 2: Shut up, it's Sir Immmunity
Person 1: Why's his name spelled wrong.
A fiend, a devil, a pirate. He's skulks around the deep alleyways of the popular chat website known as 'discord'. He takes, and he takes, yet never gives. He's a schemer, never paying for something he never has to. He's a robber, a pirate even. Yet, he's uncatchable. A damned lizard man conducting 'trade deals' for substances unknown to the man kind. He's a monster.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Shut up, it's Sir Immmunity.
Person 1: Why the fuck is his name spelled wrong?