swimp

swiftie + simp

Someone who is so obsessed with Taylor Swift that they simp over her constantly.

These people will often get angry at anyone who disses their TayTay while simultaneously shitting their diaper once they realize they’re invisible to the overrated celebrity they worship.

Normal Person: Taylor Swift could be performing in my bathroom and I still wouldn’t attend.

Swimp: Oh my God! For not liking her, you sure are wasting your time making fun of her. She’s a billionaire and doesn’t give a shit about you!

Normal Person: You’re sitting here DEFENDING a billionaire that doesn’t give a shit about you either. That’s worse.

Swimp: *cries and shits diaper*