Mary

Shes the girl that you grew up with that took care of that bully for you in the fourth grade. As such, you are obligated to be her friend for life. Shes wild and crazy but not in the way that really smart or creative people are. You are the most adventurous person in her world because you always take her on hiking trips at least 100 miles from any city or town. Most of her ideas and opinions are a cause for concern. This is ok because she had her license revoked, has never held a job, and is not allowed near children. She has 30 cats. Marys are typically not physically harmful and are usually agreeable but are also very open to suggestion. Never get more than one Mary together in the same 100sqft space. The number one concern of any friend of a Mary is reddit. A Mary should always be monitored by someone but this is not an easy thing to do. When left unattended, a Mary will instinctively logon to reddit. This is not usually a problem but for reasons unknown to science, a Mary is able to signal to other Marys about the login. Help save reddit and monitor your Mary.

Please monitor your Mary.

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