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To ejaculate inside a woman's anus, potentially covering her feces with semen. The result would look similar to chocolate brownies with vanilla frosting.
Last night my girl felt like being a little kinky, so I frosted her brownies.
32π 8π
A small globule of clotted menstrual blood wedged between the upper section of a woman's labia majora. Unlike the clitoris, the clotoris is much easier to find thanks to its distinctive color, pungent odor and unique flavor.
OH NO! Yo clotowith id on nai tung!!!
What?!?
(SPIT) I said your damned clotoris is on my friggin' tongue! (BARF!)
7π 6π
The act of going out to a party or bar/club with the main goal of checking out the men there.
Similar to being on the prowl or shopping at the meat market.
"Where'd Kris and Pat go?"
"Oh, they're at that beach bonfire tonight, sniffing the woodpile."
The act of rapidy scrolling up and down web pages on an iPhone or iPod Touch using both thumbs simultaneously. When done correctly, it looks as if the two thumbs are little legs running in place.
"I hated scrolling through never-ending blogs on my iPhone since I got a cramp from all the thrumbing I had to do."
13π 2π
A mash-up of the words "klick" and "kilometer". It is redundant, since klick is already a slang variant used to shorten the word kilometer.
Could also be spelled: klickometre, for our brethren north o' the border.
The nearest MickyDonald's is about twenty klickometers away.
An expletive to yell when you are in an unfathomably-dire situation and your friends are terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
<The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man looks up in anger at the Ghostbusters>
Peter Venkman: "Mother puss bucket!!!"
82π 15π
A derogatory term for bandwagon fans of the Seattle Seahawks, an American football team in the NFL.
The "12th Man" is the team-sponsored name for the fan base of the Seahawks. Once the team had some consistent success in the 2012 and 2013 seasons, (led by an excellent defensive corps and running game), then ultimately winning the Superbowl at the end of the '13 season, an astonishing amount of loud and proud "12th Man" fans appeared everywhere around Seattle and most of the Pacific Northwest.
12th Manwagoners are easy to spot as they will be only wearing a number 12 jersey, sporting green and blue face paint and/or hair coloring, and screaming "BEAST MODE" or "L. O. B." incessantly while spitting Skittles out of their mouth.
They will also cock their head to the side and look very confused if you ask them anything about Steve Largent, the old AFC West, or ask them to speak in detail about any team history before 2011.
"I thought Lauren was from Michigan and a Detroit Lions fan?"
"Well she *was* last year, but this season, once the Hawks got back to the Superbowl, she became a 12th Manwagoner."
"Christ almighty. Like she wasn't already enough of an annoying cunt. "
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