July 5

National slap a virgo

she - *slaps*
Him- hey what was that for ?!
She- did you not do today is National slap a Virgo?
Him- no. It’s not it’s July 5

She- shows urban dictionary- no it’s National slap a Virgo day!

October 3

National ask your crush to date u for 72 hours

Jake:hey Emma would u date me for 72hours

Emma:OFC only bc it’s October 3 date ur crush for 72 hours