Port Perry

n. An Ontario town on the periphery where Catholics flock to experience the faith in all its fullness.

v. The act of attempting to crush a priest by isolating him from the faithful he has served well and simultaneously attempting to deprive the faithful of access to traditional expressions of Catholic beauty.

n. What a beautiful mass! It's worth the drive to Port Perry!
v. Don't be too traditional, or else you'll get Port Perried.

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