tugi

some one getto

hes so tugi

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fashion square

The best mall in the world, located in Scottsdale, Arizona. Home of the first Nordstrom in the state.

"Are you going to Fashion Square to buy jeans?

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Smoof

Tom! Orrrrrr somebody who's a bit of a wazzock.

Not related in anyway to Smoofy.

Tom is a smoof

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Pisster Sister

When there is more than one sister, whoever is the pissest is the Pisster Sister, and the less pisster must therefore look after the Pisster Sister.

Sister 1: I'm SOOO wrecked!
Sister 2: Not as wrecked as me!
Sister 1: I SOOO am!
Sister 2: Okay.
Sister 1: Okay?
Sister 2: Okay.
Sister 1: Okay!
Sister 2: So, you're the pisster sister?
Sister 1: I'm th...(falls down, unconscious).
Sister 2: Yeah, ye'are (Sister 1 then proceeds to carry Sister 1 home).

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Mozart boobs

In the Opera World, terminology referring to breasts which neatly fit into a corset, therefore looking good on the Opera Stage i.e. they'd be grand in a Mozart opera, such as The Marriage of Figaro.

Backstage hand 1: Phwoar!
Backstage hand 2: Yeah!
Backstage hand 1: Yeah, I'd do that!
Backstage hand 2: Anytime!
Backstage hand 1: I know we're doing Wagner, but...
Backstage hand 2: BUT...!
Backstage hand 1: That's a right set of Mozart boobs!
Backstage hand 2: What I wouldn't do to get my hands on that pair...
Backstage hand 1 (dreamily): yeah...
Backstage hand 2: yeah...
Backstage hand 1: (hornily): YEAH!

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