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When you get molested and/or raped by a coach in the shower room. Odds are greatly increased if you're a male under the age of 18. Sounds similar to penetrated. Also can be used as Pennestation.
Boy 1 "I've got to go to football practice today, so I can't hang out."
Boy 2 "Make sure you don't hang out in the shower room and get Pennestated."
When your about to sniff a line of drugs and your pacing back and forth because you know that once you do it, it's going to burn like hell.
Guy 1: "Dude, quit being a pussy and stop line dancing and just DO IT!"
Guy 2: "Fuck that dude, I know it's going to burn so bad that half my face will hurt!"
When you've stayed up for so long and you experience a state of delirium where you say the first thing that comes to your mind. Usually the person doesn't edit themselves and it's absolutely hilarious.
Ex: 1
Girl 1 "Oh my God and then Shelly was li...."
Girl 2 "You know what... you're a bitch and I don't really care what Shelly said, because I'm tired"
Girl 3 "Hah! That was Delarious! She really is a bitch!"
Ex: 2
Guy 1 "Hey I've never been in Virginia before"
Guy 2 "I hear it's nice and warm"
Tired Guy "Oh wow! I thought I was the only one who hasn't been in a Vagina!"
Guy 1 "Dude that was Delarious! We said Virginia..."
Tired Guy "That's what I meant... VIRGINIA... Duh... I've been in a lot of vaginas..."
Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.
(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
When a female finds something either sexually arousing or expresses much interest in something (usually food) that a male would typically agree with.
Example 1
Boy: Katie was sooo hot when she kissed Mandy
Girl: omg that just gave me a theoretical boner!
Example 2
Boy: Did you hear they have deep-fried twinky's at the fair this year?
Girl: Wow the thought of a twinky deep-fried gave me a major theoretical boner!