Line Dancing

When your about to sniff a line of drugs and your pacing back and forth because you know that once you do it, it's going to burn like hell.

Guy 1: "Dude, quit being a pussy and stop line dancing and just DO IT!"

Guy 2: "Fuck that dude, I know it's going to burn so bad that half my face will hurt!"

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Step Cunt

1. Your Dad's wife and a person so vile as to be without any redeeming feature that you couldn't possibly call her a "mom".

2. A step mother who has ulterior motives; see gold digger.

Person A: "So I hear that your Step Mom took over your father's Will when he died."
Person B: "Step Cunt... Don't ever call her a Mom."

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Delarious

When you've stayed up for so long and you experience a state of delirium where you say the first thing that comes to your mind. Usually the person doesn't edit themselves and it's absolutely hilarious.

Ex: 1

Girl 1 "Oh my God and then Shelly was li...."

Girl 2 "You know what... you're a bitch and I don't really care what Shelly said, because I'm tired"

Girl 3 "Hah! That was Delarious! She really is a bitch!"

Ex: 2

Guy 1 "Hey I've never been in Virginia before"

Guy 2 "I hear it's nice and warm"

Tired Guy "Oh wow! I thought I was the only one who hasn't been in a Vagina!"

Guy 1 "Dude that was Delarious! We said Virginia..."

Tired Guy "That's what I meant... VIRGINIA... Duh... I've been in a lot of vaginas..."

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Paddle Boating

Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.

(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"

(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."

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Theoretical Boner

When a female finds something either sexually arousing or expresses much interest in something (usually food) that a male would typically agree with.

Example 1
Boy: Katie was sooo hot when she kissed Mandy
Girl: omg that just gave me a theoretical boner!

Example 2
Boy: Did you hear they have deep-fried twinky's at the fair this year?
Girl: Wow the thought of a twinky deep-fried gave me a major theoretical boner!