homiefuck

When you and a homie have the big sex. This can only occur between two straight males.
Doesn't classify as gay if you or the homie wearing socks, or if ya'll'st say no homo.

Me: "i have no gf goodnight"
Homie: "neither do i, goodnight"
Me: "wanna homiefuck?"
Homie: "nah, thats gay"
Me: "i got socks on so it's ok"
Homie: "hell yeah"

1👍 1👎

homosecks

When a straight man have the big secks with another straight man.
Doesn't classify as gay if either man says "no homo" or is wearing socks

Me: "im homosecks you hard."
Weebs: "nice"