Premature Congratulator

Describes someone who gets really excited about something too early/quickly and jinxes you. (Also another term to describe a premature ejaculator.)

Wow! I heard that you might be getting that promotion! That's fantastic! I'm so excited for you! I've already told everyone I know!

Geez! Don't be a premature congratulator or you'll jinx it for me!

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Twicker

A nervous facial movement; combination between a facial twitch and an eye flicker.

I was telling my boss a fib and totally gave myself away with an eye twicker....

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