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A decade barrier is when you are so broke that you can't afford a car that was made in the same decade.
Me: I just bought a 2017 Chevy Cruze. I haven't bought a car since 2006!
Them: That's great - you broke the decade barrier.
A sudden change in mood, either due to a narcissistic partner, someone trauma dumping on tiktok, or the fuckening happening really early in the day.
I was in such a good mood until I got on TraumaTok. I got emotional whiplash. Some people need to treat their secrets like they keep a social security number. Take it to your grave.
A Little Oppenheimer is a narcissistic abuser who destroys every aspect of your life. Your finances are ruined, your mental health is destroyed and even your friends avoid you because your romantic partner is that awful.
Me and Killian broke up a year ago over his narcissistic tendencies and a year later he's still harassing me. He's a little Oppenheimer.
Garden variety depression that results in not wanting to kill yourself, but hoping you'll die in your sleep soon, is passive aggressive suicide.
Look, I've a had a good run. I'm not going to kill myself, but I wouldn't mind going soon either. It's passive aggressive suicide.
The guy that you continued to hook up with against your better judgement because you couldn't meet anyone else during the shut down is your Corona Cock
Me: So I don't see Steve at all anymore, no booty calls, nothing
Her: Well you're better off anyway
Me: We're back to working, hanging out with friends - I guess he was just my Corona Cock
When you need a break for any reason, but it not scheduled, but you need to take break, because, well, fuck you! take a fuck you break.
(In the middle of a no-joke hike
Me: Why are you stopping?
Her: I'm take a fuck you break, it that alright with you?
Second shift is the tedious parts of human existence that you must complete after you have already worked a full day. This includes food shopping, paying bills, laundry, cleaning, etc.
Them: Hey let's go hit the pub after work today.
Me: I really can't - second shift hits after work today....
Them: Second shift?
Me: all the crap you have to day at home after work - second shift is exhausting.