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A precautionary pee is when you go to the bathroom to avoid a possible stop that is less convenient later down the road.
Him: Hey - we're about to pass a rest stop. Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Me: I don't think so - stop anyways, I'll take a precautionary pee.
When you meet someone in dating that has so many issues, that's it's like a baggage buffet.
Oof - not moving forward with a relationship with that guy. He's got mommy issues, money problems, and he's not over his ex. He talks about her so much, I'm starting to wonder what she's up to now! And I literally cannot hear another story about his bad childhood. He's a baggage buffet. Pretty much undatable.
Sunday Psychosis is the condition where it is hard to relax and have fun on a Sunday. Reasons fo rSunday psychosis maybe that you don't want to return to work on Monday, extreme boredom because you can't find anyone to hang with, your friends with benefits is busy and you have booty psychosis also, etc.
Me: I am so freaking bored! I can't get a hold of anyone to hang out with and I want a Sunday Funday!
Them: That makes a good day for day drinking....
Me: I don't know if drinking with Sunday Psychosis is a good idea..maybe I could..
Them: Nope day drinking it is!! let's go
This is a person that acts like your friend, but is really in the competition with you. They try to one up you all the time in the frientition.
I am so done with her always competing with me. It's not a friendship it's a frientition.
No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.
Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!
The homewrecker is the 24 to 30 pack of beer like keystone light. The alcoholism destroys the family.
Me: So how are things going at home.
Him: Not to good, it's only 11 a.m. and he just bought a homewrecker
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A paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.
Him: How was your day?
Me: My ninth period class is so wound up, every student is just blurting out anything and everything. It's exhausting and time goes by so slow. It's just tedious chaos every day with that class.
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