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Any odor or noise that comes from your furnace.
Me: I hate when the furnace is just fired up in the fall, it smells and it's noisy.
Them: Time to get used to those demon farts. Once up and running, they diminish.
Me: Right? I just have to get used to it.
Similar to summer teeth, summer veins refers to an IV drug user and the state of their veins, some are here and some are there, some are collapsed, some are blown out.
"Did you hear that Dev is an IV meth user, really bad man. She's probably got summer veins."
A situation where tremendous amounts of money can be made just by capitalizing your personality and ideas. Mark Zuckerburg and Steve Jobs tops the list.
Her: Did you remember how my mom loved Sandra Bullock movies? So simple and funny, yet so good.
Me: My favorite is the Proposal with Ryan Reynolds and Betty White - they are all accidental capitalists.
In any type of sexual relationship, when you only hook up at night after everything is done for the day. You come in late at night like a cockroach, and scurry out before dawn.
Me: Damn I've rarely seen this guy during the daylight. I think he booty calls me late after the bar.
Her: He's treating you like a damn cockroach
Another term for benefits with benefits (which is overused and sounds to much like the "it's complicated" status on Facebook)
Look, I'm really attracted to you, but I don't want to just smash and pass, and I don't want a boyfriend either. Besides your cock is huge and you got game - why don't you be my unboyfriend for a bit? We both know once you put the boyfriend label on it, shit just goes down hill.
A budget beater is a car that you buy for an insanely low amount because the car has many problems but it still runs, for now. You put absolutely no money into the car and drive it until it dies-hopefully no less than six months.
Him: Dude - what's up with the car you bought? it's like three different colors.
Me: It's all I can afford - I can't afford a car payment so I'll just drive this budget beater until it dies.
When talking to an emotional, or ADHD friend, the conversation will be all over the place.
Him: Anybody ever tell you that you are all over the place when you talk?
Her: yeah - I call it the convercoaster..give me a break - I'm going thru a breakup.