ho

1/2 gay = bisexual
gay=homo
1/2 homo = ho
therefore,
bisexual=ho.

A ho is a synonym for someone who is bisexual, or half gay.

Person 1: "do you prefer guys or girls?"
Person 2: "ohh I'm more in the middle."
Person 1: "haha! you're a ho!"

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Christmas Eve Night

The night before Christmas, the second most exciting time of the year.

This is the time where paren- er...I mean, Santa delivers the gifts to the children in the Christmas tree.

Mom: "Jackie, remember not to stay up on Christmas Eve Night!"
Jackie: "ok"

mangadumping

the act of reading manga while taking a dump.

A: "Stop looking at porn in there, on your laptop!"
B: "It's not porn, I'm mangadumping!"
A: "So it's hentai?"
B: "No I'm not a pervert!!! It's just To-LOVE-ru."
A: "Riiiight...that's why that alien girl is naked 3/4 of the time..."

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Chooku

"Chooku" is a new bad word invented in November 10, 2019 by a 13-year old kid in California.
Chooku either means:
a) Another word for dick
b) One of the names of the cells of the penis

Jack: *makes fun of kid*
Kid: "Suck my chooku bih"
Jack: :O

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dildophone

tha Motorola C115, it looks like a dildo and is for poor ass people whose family is 80% retarded

damn! that phone is hella ghetto, and it looks like a dildo. it is one ghetto ass dildophone!

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jujyfruits

A "candy" that is hard and sticks to your teeth, and often comes in boxes with only two small ass jujyfruits inside of them. Can be used as entertainment source, you can throw them at people, or burn them in a bonfire too ^_^

Marty: "Bilal's not paying attention. Let's throw some jujyfruits at him, that will get his attention!"
Bilal: "OW!, man wtf you throw that at me?? that hurt like a jujyfruit!"

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`24680=wryip]adgjl'xvn,/

You're so bored, you decide to type every other key in the keyboard, creating " `24680=wryipadgjl'xvn,/ "

Jack: "Hey Jake, how bored are you?"
Jake: "`24680=wryipadgjl'xvn,/"
Jack: "I'm even more bored than that, mate."

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