1. A person with an IQ over 100, who does not feel entitled to reparations, can tell fact from fiction, and can't believe that so many sub-wits were bamboozled and hoodwinked.
2. A person with an IQ under 100, who doesn't get their handout on time.
3. A non-Marxist patriot, also known as a Pelosi-pooper.
4. Anyone who thinks that the O-man should have stayed on his Chicago porch.
5. Anyone whose job was not created or saved.
Dem dam Obama bashers be sayin that Obama is George Soros's porch monkey.