The Pirate

1.This highly diffucult manuever to master is performed when one is having anal sex with his partner. When your about to cum you pull out and spti on her back so she thinks you came on her. Then when she turns around you bust in her eye, kick her in the shin, then punch her in the kidney making her go "arghh" with one eye closed a hand on her hip all the while bouncing on one leg.

2.Destroy Ninjas.

Chris:Dude, I heard Mel got the pirate last night...What the hell was Matt thinking?

Eddie:I know, she cant even sit right.

Chris:5 bucks says shes pissin blood.

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