Urban Dictionary

An unintelligent site where people make unfunny sex jokes and troll.

Girl: I want a marriage.
Guy: I read urban dictionary
Girl: We're breaking up.

Oof

What you say when your friend is feeling terrible but you don’t know what to say. Also interchangeable with shit, man

Friend 1: my dog died the other day.

Friend 2: oof... shit, man.

Wiik

Another way of typing “weak”.
Used in a positive manner, even though the usual spelling is mostly negative.

Guy 1: got my degree yesterday.
Guy 2: aw, dude, that’s wiik!