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The after-effects of pulling out too early during the sensual act of lovemaking.....
Yeah, Shazza made me pull out early and her snooch ended up looking like a bulldog eating yoghurt!
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To win the love of your son by performing an act of heroism instead of actually raising the boy through childhood and adolescence
"I can win his love, I'll do a Lincoln Hawk and win a vegas Arm Wrestling Contest in his honour!"
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To describe someone who consumes/eats/swallows objects not meant to be ingested eg: Motor oil, cigarettes and used prophlactics.
After a night out, I am such a John Grizzly, I come home and am so hungry I eat the wax accumulated in my ear!
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