circumsmudging

The act of slouching and encircling a group of three people when they happen to be in a convenient cluster. This is done at a leisurely or fast pace three times before ever-so-delicately brushing each person's cheeks once and announcing that they've just been circumsmudged.

Example 1:
"What took you so long to return with the booze, man?"
"I was walking down Davis St. and I came across two groups of three guys on the sidewalk, so I had to circumsmudge them."
"Oh."

Example 2:
"I love circumsmudging!"
"What in the fucking fuck is that?"

selective bless-you

When someone dislikes another individual in the workplace or elsewhere and decides to issue a "bless you" to everyone but that person when he or she sneezes, indicating a lack of worthiness and respectability.

"I don't think Jenna likes me anymore."
"Why not?"
"She gave the selective bless-you to everyone who sneezed in the office today but me, even though I sneezed three different times."
"Oh, that sucks."