Rowan

Someone who is throwing it back, constantly, unstoppably.

“Hey have you seen Rowan recently?”
“HE WONT STOP IT’S BEEN FIVE WEEKS HE IS STILL THROWING IT BACK”
“Ah gotcha he’s in the kitchen.”

paper

The thing I cheated on Deborah with.

Me: I'm sorry Deborah, but that paperwork the intern gave me was just too hot, I couldn't help myself!
Deborah: Why did you hook up with a piece of paper}?!

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sexy hamburgler

the sexy hamburgler is what happens when god deems that the second coming must come and the bringer shall be the most glorious bastard of all. looking like an inkling mixed with an aidan if you read this you are cursed and need to type sexy hamburgler in one of your friend's web browsers (he prefers safari, cause it sucks.)

Thanos: Oh god, the sexy hamburgler is here.
Shaggy: We will most surely perish.
Matt: Goodbye, my brothers. May we meet again in the next life.