Thottery

Thottery is a branch of the modern occult dealing with the excessively thirsty posts by hoes on common social media platforms such as snapchat.

Thottery has its origins in the ancient dark magic cults, thus most practitioners of this suggestively sexually devious art were sentenced to either be hanged drawn and quartered, stoned to death, burned at the stake, or even in extreme cases, all of the above.

Her sexually suggestive and overtly thirsty snapchat stories are signs that she most likely engages in Thottery.

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Californication

The process in which beautiful states with low populations (I.e Washington, Oregon, Nevada, Colorado, New Mexico etc.) get turned into California. This process is caused by an influx of California migrants bringing their idiotic policies to these states, which subsequently over rides the native voters.

Oregon and Washington were the first states to undergo californication, which happened back in the early 1990s.

Someday Idaho and Montana will become victims of californication.

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pawn stars

A reality tv show that has such bad acting and predictable plot lines that it’s actually entertaining. The history content is really the most interesting part.

Pawn Stars Script:

Seller: “I would like to sell my 8th century Peruvian dildo.”
Rick: “Let me call in my buddy he’s knows everything there is to know about this stuff.”
Seller: “Ok”

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Russ

The worst rapper in the history of mankind. Russ has stooped so low that he throws shade at good artists in a mostly vain attempt to attain a minimal degree of fame.

"I'd rather listen to Ram Ranch on a 24 hour repeat than listen to 10 seconds of Russ"

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Harbaugh

A man that has yet to beat Ohio State. Harbaugh is so fixated on beating Ohio State that he wears Woody Hayes' styled glasses even though he doesn't have any eyes issues.

Harbaugh gets paid $8 million a year to get run over by Michigan's rivals.

Covidism

a person or place that uses the COVID-19 pandemic to justify their authoritarian practices.

due to COVID-19, we are requiring all students to be locked in their dorms for 2 weeks because they might kill someone. Covidism is the new and trendy authoritarian philosophy

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