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red elephant trunk

The stage in a penis after you jizz. The shaft is in between being flaccid and boner worthy and is red from stroking or sex. The visual result is a cock that looks like a red elephant trunk. Usually at this point you start to get dressed and leave the bitches house.

She keep giving me dome even though I was finished and had developed red elephant trunk.

by Sir Moist June 29, 2008

10👍 5👎


chief brown water

what you call yourself when you have liquid poo.

Call me chief brown water because I just pissed out my ass in your bathroom.

by Sir Moist July 11, 2008

4👍 2👎


titus

A girl with a fine, tight and nicely rounded ass. Titus was developed by taking the term "tight ass" and cramming into a quicker spoken version as to not alert the hottie you are talking to your boy about her incredible cannonball glutes and making yourself look like a tool.

Oh John look ahead, titus at 12 o'clock.

by Sir Moist July 11, 2008

78👍 106👎


boating

the act of a blunt or joint burning faster on one side than the other.

Fix that blizzy because it's boating.

by Sir Moist July 11, 2008

100👍 42👎