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(v) The act of surfing the internet while taking a shit. Similar in concept to a blumpkin. The proliferation of laptop computers and wireless internet has created a need to define this act, which is growing more commonplace.
fake : hey man whats ^
tang : nothin man just blimping
fake : word dont forget to wipe
Carrying all your groceries in from the car in one trip, without any help
Tom: You want help with those bags?
Nick: Fuck off. Sherpa pride!