red apple

A weakness or flaw in any person (e.g in a snow white) causing the individual to be vulnerable or destroyed to any extent. The term derives from the red apple which poisoned Snow White in the tale 'Snow white and the Seven Dwarfs'. Someone or something that causes this flaw is termed a wicked witch and someone or something that removes the flaw is termed a prince charming.

Friend1: "How is your girl?"
Friend2: "We broke up she had one to many red apples."

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snow white

Someone (usually a woman) who is given the highest accolade of seven dwarfs when being judged on attractiveness. The word derives from the tale of 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' in which Snow White befriends seven dwarfs but is made ill by a poison red apple. Therefore if it is later discovered that a snow white has a major flaw (or weakness), the flaw is termed a red apple (poison red apple or poison apple).

Friend1: "How was Brazil?"
Friend2: "It was full of snow whites."

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seven dwarfs

1. The highest measure of how much a man wants to fuck a woman based on her level of attractiveness where zero dwarfs denotes the least desire. The phrase derives from the tale of 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' indicating why seven is the highest accolade a woman can receive. If she is given a seven she is termed a snow white.

2. The highest measure of how many times, positions or different areas of the body a man wants to fuck a woman in one meeting.

1. "She is wifey material. Seven dwarfs."

2. "Shit she would get seven dwarfed from all angles."

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wank with the other hand

1. To purposefully deceive yourself in order to gain or increase satisfaction.

2. To gain or increase satisfaction.

3. To wank with the opposite hand that is normally used thus creating a new sensation in the reaching of climax.

1. Friend1: "I trained myself not to prematurely ejaculate with my girl by picturing your granddad naked before I cum."
Friend2: "Dont tell me how you wank with the other hand."

2. Friend1: "Get me a kebab to eat with this joint."
Friend2: "You're a lazy one but atleast you can wank with the other hand."

3. "I proceeded to wank with the other hand in hope that it felt like someone else was jerking me off."

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safe blood

A term of respect in greetings, farewells or appreciation among friends or acquaintances denoting solidarity. Sometimes used loosely for those of similar race where blood stands for Brotherly Love Overcomes Oppression and Destruction. Safe stands for 'thats good'. A greeting or farewell with this term is usually syncronised with the touching of fists to reinforce the phrase, where the clenched fist represents black power.

Friend1: "Safe blood, how is your life treating you."
Friend2: "Not bad. I hope your family are well."
Friend1: "Safe blood they're good. Well anyway I got to get on this so we catch up soon."
Friend2: "Yeah safe."

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safe flesh

Term of disrespect in response to a person of a different race who addresses them with the term safe blood when it is abvious this phrase is being misused. The misuse of the term safe blood comes when a non-black person is addressing a black person while believing in their own minds that they are superior to black people. Thus they are contradicting themselves when they use the term safe blood as they do not affiliate their own blood with that of a black person's. Therefore in recognition of this the black person responds with safe flesh denoting that he knows the respect between them is only skin deep.

Non-black1: "I would never let a woman from my race be with a black."
Non-black2: "Shut the fuck up."
Later
Non-black2: "Safe blood this boy Al was saying shit about black people."
Black person: "Safe blood."
Later again
Non-black1: "Safe blood."
Black person: "Safe flesh."

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wicked witch

Someone or something that causes a flaw or self-destructive quality to appear in someone (e.g in a snow white) or something else. Derived from the Wicked Witch in the tale 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' where the witch poisons Snow White with a red apple.

Friend1: "How's your wifey situation going?"
Friend2: "It was going good now its got a wicked witch in it."
Friend1: "Why?"
Friend2: "You know how my cousin's best friends with my girl, well she told her that I was with a snow white when I went on hols and now she's paranoid all the time."

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