Batman

The act of crouching over your sleeping partner and pleasuring oneself whilst wearing the duvet/bedsheets like a cape.

Robertos: Me and my woman had THEE best morning sex today!

Randy: Shame, mine was asleep, I had to settle with a Batman.

Robertos: Sweet!

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AFAB

Anti Fart Air Barrier (AFAB)–

A large bladed office fan placed between colleagues to prevent ass smells from raping the nostrils of the unsuspecting neighbour.
Although this protects the person immediately next to the farter, it accelerates the gaseous poo particles towards the rest of the office which brings bizarre pleasure to both farter and neighbour who was saved by AFAB.

Example.

Samuel: <Smiles but remains silent>

Gaz: <Switches fan on, pulling top over nose> AFAB Time, you dirty git!

Rest of office: FFFFUCKKKK!!!! <cough cough> - //everyone turns into Fart Ninja’s//

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