hey

hey is for horses; some people don't like this greeting

hey!
hey is for horses

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Richmond

two cities; the most ghetto-ass shit holes

see rape

I got shot once in Richmond, California.
One time, in Richmond, Virginia, I was raped!

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Zelda

A legend that is a legend in of itself.

The Legend of Zelda is a legend!

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4

two plus two; two times two

2 + 2 = 4
2 x 2 = 4
4 is a great number
it's the fourth number of all numbers
did you know that?

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Santa Claus

He's making a list and checking it twice. Apparently, he'll find out who's naughty or nice.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

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Mario

Luigi's brother and inventor of the quote "It's a meeya, Mario!"

Mario is a plumber who wears a variation of red or white overalls, t-shirt, and a cap with a big "M" on the front. He's Italian.

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Elysia

the tightest fuck for a band ever

Elysia has kick-ass songs like Filthy and Incinerate

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