Zoozed

When you're halfway between zooted and blazed.

Dog I can't move I'm zoozed as hell.

Juiced

Originating from the Chicago south side, to be high and on stimulants.

"Yo I'm juiced as hell."
"Addy?"
"Yeah and I've been smoking this Bubba Kush."

Just take two.

When you're not sure what the exact dosage of a drug is.

"Yo how many tabs should I take?"
"Idk they're 100 or 150 mics - just take two."
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"Dog how strong are these edibles?"
"Idk 20 or 80 mg - just take two."

Shmix

Originating from the competitive Smash Brothers scene: to dunk on; alternatively to be very high on a combination of drugs or alcohol.

"Dog your neutral game is trash you're getting shmixed on right now."
"'Bro how much acid should I take?'
'Just take two.'
'Yo Ima be shmixed as hell!'"

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Shmixed Up

When you've been shmixing too hard and now you're shmixed up.

"Dog I'm tryna be coherent but I'm shmixed as fuck."
"You shmixed bro?"
"Yeah bro I'm SHMIXED UP."

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Shmixing

When you're not shmixed yet, but you're in the process.

"Bro you shmixed?"
Nah dog but pass me that joint and I'll be shmixing pretty soon."

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