Shartifact

A pair of underwear that someone has attempted to hide or discard after said person had shit themselves.

Dammit Bobby, I discovered your Shartifact in the bathroom trash can!

FTW

FTW stands for Fuck The World. None of this for the win bullshit.

Hey, FTW right?

Yup.

Coonskin Cap

The act of defecating directly atop a person's head.

When your sister was sleeping, I gave her a Coonskin Cap.