FTW

FTW stands for Fuck The World. None of this for the win bullshit.

Hey, FTW right?

Yup.

Shartifact

A pair of underwear that someone has attempted to hide or discard after said person had shit themselves.

Dammit Bobby, I discovered your Shartifact in the bathroom trash can!

Coonskin Cap

The act of defecating directly atop a person's head.

When your sister was sleeping, I gave her a Coonskin Cap.