Zeroaccess

1.An annoying rootkit that is running rampant on the internet.
It may do the following things to your computer.
-Disable Anti-virus protection
-Modify registry keys
-Disable security center
-Disable internet connection
-Block access to well known anti-virus sites
-Install Fake Anti-viruses.
-Steal your money (So much for your bank account.)
This rootkit is a big pain in the ass to remove and may require a reformat, or 10 hours removing it via kaspersky Rescue disk. It's spreading as fast as the H1N1 could say oh shit. It is also called Sirefef by some people.

Have you heard of zeroaccess? It costed me to reformat my computer.

black mesa

1. An awesome remake of the original Half-Life 1.
2. The facility in which Half-Life 1 takes place in.

1. Dude, you should play Black Mesa, it's new and improved from Half-Life 1!
2. Gordon Freeman works at Black Mesa.

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Naegleria fowleri

An amoeba you probably want to avoid.
It's only known for being a cunt and killing 98% of whoever it infects.
It's rare however, you can get parasitic meningitis from this amoeba
What does it do?
It fucking eats your brain.
How the hell do you get it?
If somehow warm untreated water ends up deep in your nasal cavity.

That amoeba there will give you bad meningitis.
It's called Naegleria fowleri.

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dual swording

The act of using two swords in a sword fight. Often times, you have to be generally skilled in order to participate in dual swording. (Unless you want to stab yourself in the chest.)

1. You should of seen that guy; he was dual swording like a pro!

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Penguinitis

A bizarre condition in where once nibbled on by a penguin, they develop a "love" towards them, and can't stop thinking about them, this mythical disease is believed to made Linus, the creator of Linux, pick a penguin as a mascot for his newly made operating system

Oh god, I got penguinitis!

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