scrot face

Used to describe wrinkley bald men. Anyone with a bald head and a wrinkley forhead can be described as a scrot face.

Fuck me that guy is a real scrot face!

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Guddance

A development of the word good. The addition of the "ance" adds more emphasis on the goodness. The "oo" changes to a "u" during this transformation. Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris

"Youre life sentence for being a psychopath has been reduced to 5 years"
"Guddance!"

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Bugger paste

Slimy post sex residue that leads to vaginal squelching for a short time afterwards. Can also be used as a derogative term for anyone you dont like. Can also be pronounced "booergooer Peerst". Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris

Did you just follow through dear? Oh no, its just bugger paste darling.

gaybian

A generic term used to describe homosexuals of either sex, especially if the person under considerations' gender is somewhat hazey. Obviously a simple merge of gay and lesbian, Coined by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby

Look at that gaybian whipping that ginger kid's ass at the bar!

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Son of a bishop

A modification of an old favourite with a replacement of the noun bitch with an apparently less offensive synonym, but think about it.. would you like to be the son of choir boy molesterer? Thought not! Also handy as your less likely to get pulled up for shouting this at the top of your voice!

Ian... You low down, dirty, yellow bellied son of a bishop!

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Crackslag

Just when you thought you couldn't get any worse than crackwhore, I came along and invented the crackslag. Kind of like the megazord of crackwhores. A megacrackwhore if you like. Enjoy using this word, Created by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby

Your just a filthy crackslag, mum!

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Aids biscuit

An Aids biscuit is simply a biscuit made from molecules of the AIDs virus. Also a handy little insult. Coined by Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris

Simons a little aids biscuit aint he! Ye, he's such a little ginger cock sucker.

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