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Sarah-Safe

Food that is Gluten-Free, Corn-Free, Dairy-Free, Soy-Free, Casein-Free, non GMO, Fully Organic, artificial coloring free, dye free, preservative-free, salt-free, mango-free, avocado-free, coconut-free, sesame-free, palm oil-free, cottonseed oil free, sorghum-free, tomato free, sulfate-free, sulfite-free, nitrate-free, nitrite-free, MSG-free, peanut-free, pistachios-free, and Red #5 free.

Freeze, don't eat that soup! It might not be Sarah-Safe, we're out of Epi-Pens, and I'm too drunk to drive you to the hospital.

by Sir Vello June 6, 2011

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