Methew

the person named Matt that is so weird that you come up with an insane theory that includes meth about why they are like that.

Dude i heard that Methew went to an alternate dimension, kidnapped a jigglypuff and hid it in a secret room behind his closet where he forces it to cook meth.

dude he isn't that weird.

we call him Methew for Christs sake he has to be weird.