flute dog

(Translated from Castilian Spanish language: Perro Flauta)

Someone who hides his/her idiocy with unnecessarily high, complex, and undecipherable language

See: smartass, smart aleck, pseudo-intellectual

C.S. Lewis, Friedrich Nietzsche, Karl Marx, and Vicky Prasetyo is a few of Flute Dogs

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Bekakas

Secondhand/Used motorbikes, this acronym comes from the Facebook community: Bekakas = Bergejil Suka Motor Bekas (I love used motorbikes)

Jual cepat Bekakas, butuh dana untuk mudik

Politics

Any type of relationship:
God(s) to organisms, viruses, and aliens
Organisms to organisms
Organisms to viruses
Organisms to aliens
Aliens to viruses
And vice-versa

Yes, nature and universe is egotistical, deal with it

In politics, there's no such thing as friend nor enemy, but only interests. If you have no purpose or even destructive, you better kill yourself.

Art & Entertainment Bubble

Another form of economic bubble: when everyone invest like a maniac in the art and entertainment industries (music, literature, photography, movies, theatre,

museum, and such)

And like any economic bubbles, it will burst at any time unexpectedly and it drives everyone crazy

Sometimes, parents raised from "collective culture" is right: Don't tempted by an Art & Entertainment Bubble, instead, you need a rock solid profitable work as a backup, so when the art and entertainment industries burst, your sanity is intact

GAFAM

The Big Tech (Google, Apple, Facebook, Amazon, Microsoft)

GAFAM is the perfect way of censorship under the guise of "safe space", "political correctness", "intersectionality", "being inclusive", and "hate speech"

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sodium fluoroacetate

Also known as 1080 in Australia, New Zealand, and Oceania, sodium fluoroacetate is a highly potent poison used as pesticide to control rabbits, wild dogs, red foxes, coyotes, rodents, feral cats, and any other invasive mammals (humans included). Sodium fluoroacetate tastes like a salt and odorless, so you can basically kill someone by replacing the salt with sodium fluoroacetate when cooking or serving a dish.

Warning! 1080 poison
(Sodium Fluoroacetate)

DO NOT touch the bait
WATCH CHILDREN at all times
DO NOT EAT animals from this area
Baits and/or carcasses are DEADLY TO DOGS

CMF

1. In association football a.k.a. soccer, CMF stands for Central Midfielder (players who have the attack and defence role at the same time while dominating the play around the centre pitch)
2. Child Molestation Footage, one of the correct definition of Child Pornography/CP, since any sexual activities (intercourse, grooming, petting, locker room banter, etc.) with underages are not consensual sex, but plain rape and molestation
3. Nissan's Common Module Family, a common car body chassis developed by Renault, Nissan, and Mitsubishi

A CMF soccer player (Midfielder) is watching CMF (CP/Child Porn) while jacking off on the backseat of a CMF car (X-Trail)