Zero

A number that indicates absence of every value or quantity, as instance:

The number of neurones in your brain; the probability of you ever getting a girlfriend; the number of bitches you get; the time your father has spent with you. (ect.)

Syn. Nothing, no one…

Opp. A lot, more than one, everything/one…

“You get zero bitches!”

(It seems you can’t afford to get a girl to like you back,ever so slightly)