The Shaved Ballsack Drink

1 1/2 Parts Suntory Whiskey
Half Ounce Lime Juice
Half Ounce Triple Sec
Two Parts Passion Fruit Juice

Nick: “Yo Ryan you want to try The Shaved Ballsack Drink I made??”
Ryan: “WHAT?!”

Irish Snowglobe

A homemade snowglobe made by the Irish which is filled with Jameson Whiskey instead of water. Figurines inside the globe include leprechauns and your 83 year old drunk granddaddy.

"I recently went down to the pawn shop and bought myself an Irish Snowglobe. The Irish are quite the species!"

S.H.I.T

Acronym for Steak Hot In Teriyaki. Commonly confused for being taken as fecal matter in a conversation.

Chris: "Yoo Colin you want some S.H.I.T?"
Colin: "What the fuck is wrong with you?! I don't eat shit."
Chris: " Nooo dude. I went to the hibachi place down the street and got some steak hot in teriyaki. It isn't shit."

Jumbo Shrimp

Used for silencing goofy people by shoving a pair up their nostrils. Can be tipped with hot sauce to potentially clear the sinuses and provide a smoking buzz.

Colin: "Yoo you guys want some Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds?"
Chris: "Yo Nick, get the fucking Jumbo Shrimp. This dude Colin needs to be silenced now."
Nick: "You want the hot sauce too?"
Chris: " Yeah this dude definitely needs it."

Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds

Code Name for literal shit with corn bits in it.

Chris: "Yoo you want some chocolate pudding lemon nerds?"
Colin: "I dont eat shit. Shut the fuck up."