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Expressing your pissy attitude through the, sometimes exclusive, use of emoticons.
That bitch won't even talk to me anymore! I just get texts from her with tons of emotitude.
He adds too many snarky emoticons to his messages. I'm tired of his emotitude.
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(n): 1. The IM window that a group of people use during conference calls or meetings to ridicule, complain about, or denigrate some other person or persons in the meeting. Note that conducting actual business in this window is strictly prohibited and may result in an additional snarkchat that does not include the offender, for the express purpose of ridiculing said offender.
2. The content itself may also be referred to as snarkchat.
Billy and Bob opened a snarkchat window during their conference call to type "That's what she said" to everything everyone in the call said.
Billy and Bob's snarkchat is lame.
Sex with your ex; often shameful, and rarely a good idea. The imbibing of too much alcohol and the existence of too much loneliness are contributing factors to this condition.
(aka the postmarital pickle tickle)
Did I just see your ex-wife driving away from your house?
Yeah, we were engaging in a little postmarital sex.
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The highly specialized region between the sphincter and genitals that only a hermaphrodite can possess.
Dude, that guy/girl's skirt just blew up and I caught a glimpse of its hermaphrotaint!
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The set of terms used by nerds in order to communicate with one another. Nerds will often become upset or enraged when these terms are misused.
Dude: There is no way my rear shields can withstand a curry attack today.
Nerd: They are called "aft shields." Get your nerdmenclature straight, dude!
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When a small fart is released while exercising or performing some other physically strenuous activity.
I was holding his feet for sit ups in gym, and he let out an exerfart right into my mouth! It tasted like chocolate chip cookies!
I picked her up from the bed to bury the sausage in her whispering eye and I accidentally exerfarted!
My dad is so old, he exerfarts every time he gets up from his chair.
noun: An extremely negative behavioral characteristic specific to a person or group.
Also usable as an adjective: shitiosyncratic.
Her habit of ending every sentence with a high tone, implying a question, is that skank's worst shitiosyncrasy.