insemivoyance

The power to predict when a political candidate's daughter or mistress will become inconveniently pregnant.

My powers of insemivoyance tell me that we will soon learn of an out of wedlock little Wiener running around somewhere.

dickscourage

To cause someone to lose interest in men.

Also usable in the past participle. i.e. dickscouraged

Chick 1: I can't believe he dumped me! Men suck.
Chick 2: Don't let that asshole dickscourage you from all men.

Chick 1: I think all men are cheaters. I'm so dickscouraged.

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