Up shit creek

A term used when the odds are very much not in your favor.

Attempting to complete a difficult task that just wasn't ment to be.

Mike: Jimmy is in trouble with the feds for pirating that copy of Shrek 2. I heard he's skippin' town.
Andrew: Really? He's way Up shit creek if that's true!

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Big fucking whoop

A sarcastic expression for when something is of trivial importance or relevance.

Police officer: Do you realize how much weed you have in this vehicle?
Man: Oh, big fucking whoop. I had a few plants on me, so what?

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