ambiwankstrous

when a person has the ability to make himself reach a sexual climax using either of his hands.

my friend made this word up.. I think hes nuts...

I am ambiwankstrous so if one wrist is too sore, I can just change over.

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Bootfuck

To kick someone, most often repeatedly in the ass, but any body part will suffice.

Especially when the boots in question are at least size 13 and steel toed.

1)get back to work or you're going to get a bootfucking.

2) that wasn't much of a fight... more of a bootfuck.

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