freebirding

when a man pees, preferably into a conventional toilet bowl but alternatively a urinal, while victoriously waving his clenched fists over his head, as tribute to the pleasure of manhood.

Though it started as a fight, we soon realized that warm feeling was neither blood nor sweat--but freebirding. Also, we're gay.

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barrel troll

The galvanization of two pieces of internet jargon (see: barrel roll, troll), a barrel troll is a video game centric troll.

"Fox, quick, be a barrel troll!"

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AFAP

As Fast As Possible

Nurse, get me some dirty magazines, AFAP.

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Google Wave

A hand gesture made to simultaneously say goodbye to someone and express sorrow for having failed their expectations.

Honey, I'm sorry I wasn't the man you thought I was. I guess it's time we part ways. I guess it's time to... Google wave.

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stylol

A laughably ill-informed perception of style

Bro: AHHH yeah, breh, check out these kanye shutter shades.
Fellow: Styloling it up, I see.
Bro: YUHYEAH... wait, what?

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premejac

shorthand for premature ejaculation

Peekay: SORRY FOR PREMEJACCING. I can't help it... I'm foreign.

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RADD

Reading Attention Deficit Disorder. Used to describe people incapable of reading anything longer than a blog post, magazine article, or short story.

Mom: I've been having a lot of trouble staying with books recently, but it's not like I don't read. I noticed I'm always reading a magazine or a short story collection.
Son: You have RADD.

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