Vegan

A term created by capitalism to sell expensive grass.

I became a vegan to stick to the man, only to find out the man was sticking it to me.

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Camococking

The act of performing various poses and stretches to hide a public boner.

Hey, check it out, he’s camococking.

Coulking

Verb. The use of a penis for regular Caulk work.

Verb. Placing the penis in places otherwise reserved for caulk.

I caught Kyle coulking the house last night.