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Inability to perform sexually due to senses dulled or otherwise impaired my marijuana use. Sexual impotence caused by cannabis.
I'm so horny and frustrated; my man hit his bong before our date and wound up with Marijuana Dick so I had to take care of myself again.
When a dude's senses are so dulled by pot he can't get a hard on. Similar to vodka dick.
Last night sucked. My man pulled out his bong and wound up with a case of marijuana dick.
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An ejaculating, uncircumcised penis where the semen appears to shoot from the elongated, tube-shaped snout of an anteater.
Dude, I walked in the door just in time to see his spitting anteater make a mess of the carpet.